Made In The U.S.A.

Jeff Foxworthy Premium Quality Teriyaki Beef Jerky

In Adventures on February 14, 2009 at 6:01 am

The best thing about today’s shopping experience was the jerky.

Walking down a Schnucks aisle I was practically assaulted by an unassuming display of dried meats. I stopped, backpedaled, and stared at the greatest branding/packaging/marketing coup I’ve ever seen:

Jeff Foxworthy Premium Quality Teriyaki Beef Jerky.

It even has his face on it.

I bought it, proudly. After all, what could be more ‘Merican than dried beef sold by a standup comic famous for redneck jokes?

Nothing, in fact. Nothing is more American than Jeff Foxworthy Premium Quality Teriyaki Beef Jerky.

I salute you, Mr. Foxworthy, and your chewy meats.

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