Made In The U.S.A.

I got yer Poof balls right here.

In Resources on April 6, 2009 at 12:39 am

Lest you think Zebulon is a fictional superhero-generating planet or a pop song from a German industrial band, allow me to introduce you to the real Zebulon. It is Zebulon USA, the place where you can buy only stuff that is Made In America. Like Poof balls (like Nerf, only Poof, and MITUSA) and underpants.

Why it’s named Zebulon, I have no idea. But given that the store has a section called “Pike’s Picks,” I’m gonna go with an homage to Zebulon Pike, the explorer and namesake of Colorado’s Pike’s Peak.

But that’s just a shot in the dark.


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