Several, actually.
But don’t worry, they’re MITUSA-certified. They’re vintage. From eBay.
So yes, I’m killing the planet with fossil fuels used to deliver my new old clothes halfway across the country to my door. But I was DESPERATE! I need clothes! And if you’re a 2x kind of guy, shopping vintage is exceptionally difficult. I need the wide reach of the interwebs to clothe myself.
I don’t care if my new clothes are old. They’ll be new to me, and at this point I’ll take what I can get.
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