Made In The U.S.A.

F_ _ _ Water

In Adventures on October 28, 2009 at 12:05 am

Fill in the blank. F_ _ _ water.

If you guessed “FIJI” water, you’d be right.

Coincidentally, if you guessed the other F word, you’d also be right.

I was recently at an event where on the way out each guest was offered a bottle of FIJI water. I gladly accepted it. After all, doesn’t everybody like that neat square bottle and the clean crisp taste of… water.

Then I got to thinking about it. I wondered where FIJI water was from. Where do you think it’s from? Seriously. Pause here and decide.


It’s from Fiji. The island. Fiji the island that is 7642 miles from my home in the geographic center of the United States. Literally 7642 miles.

Regularly buying and drinking bottled water is kind of bummer enough. No offense. But the fact that some _ _ _hole decided to put water in a bottle and fly it 7642 miles is really offensive.

So from now on, f_ _ _ FIJI water.


  1. I wholeheartedly agree, but give them props for figuring out that square bottle thing. And then watch this:

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